Saturday, April 30, 2005
shit pains
matzoh shit pains. Could be the most unfavorable shit pains of all time. You just know that nothing good is going to come of it.
Playoff Basketball and sausage
I love watching the Bulls. I always feel like something is going to go wrong. It makes sense because all of my teams, the Cubs, Red Sox, and Bills are notorious for giving people severe intestinal distress. I think that Ben Gordon should be rookie of the year. He's got a gross tattoo. That counts in the voting.
I ate sausage for lunch. It was good. Chicken chipotle pepper. I made it on the foreman grill. I also cleaned my kitchen. This is an eventful saturday.
I ate sausage for lunch. It was good. Chicken chipotle pepper. I made it on the foreman grill. I also cleaned my kitchen. This is an eventful saturday.
Friday, April 29, 2005
Last day of internship
I can safely say that my internship was not the best internship that someone could have. I didn't get steak or shrimp or wine all the time. I had a computer though. That was nice. I took some post it notes too. 5 pads of post its to be exact. Because I'm not sure if my next job will have post its. Now I'm going to eat salad and watch tv. Why? Because I can't fucking eat bread.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
It's not me, it's them.
I figured it out. It's not broken. CBS Sportsline Gameday Audio Alerts is meant to only announce outs for Mark Bellhorn and Doug Mirabelli. It kind of makes sense when you think about it.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Spring in Boston
I was sitting outside earlier today when a friend sat down, mentioned that his boxer shorts were giving him trouble, and remarked: "I feel like I'm sitting in a puddle." I think he may be one of us.
Blog sucks
Let's be clear about something. School does not end in April. I don't care how many masters degreees you have, you're supposed to keep working at least until the middle of May. And another thing: vverything I eat these days comes with fries. So I'm broken. I don't want to talk about it.
Monday, April 18, 2005
work from home?
My interview today was for a position that would require me to work from home. That sounds either really shitty or totally awesome. Discuss.
job search
I hate jobs. I don't want one. Can't I get paid to do stupid blog posts? Please? The Bulls are in the playoffs; exciting. The Cubs are .500; exciting. The Red Sox are doing better than the Cubs; exciting. Steinbrenner tore the Yankees new a holes; FUCKING AWESOME.
Friday, April 15, 2005
backed up
so, usually I take care of things in the morning. Like clockwork. However, this morning there was nothing to take care of. I'm not sure what to do. The strange thing is that this is the second time this has happened this week. All I really want to do is take a healthy poo. That is whack.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Scared. I mean, confident. But really scared.
2005 Schedule
TwoBillsDrive.com reports:
SUN 9/11 HOUSTON AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 9/18 BUFFALO AT TAMPA BAY 1:00p (ET)
SUN 9/25 ATLANTA AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 10/2 BUFFALO AT NEW ORLEANS 12:00p (CT)
SUN 10/9 MIAMI AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 10/16 NEW YORK JETS AT BUFFALO 4:15p (ET)
SUN 10/23 BUFFALO AT OAKLAND 1:15p (PT)
SUN 10/30 BUFFALO AT NEW ENGLAND 8:30p (ET)
SUN 11/6 BYE
SUN 11/13 KANSAS CITY AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 11/20 BUFFALO AT SAN DIEGO 1:15p (PT)
SUN 11/27 CAROLINA AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 12/4 BUFFALO AT MIAMI 1:00p (ET)
SUN 12/11 NEW ENGLAND AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SAT 12/17 DENVER AT BUFFALO 8:30p (ET)
SAT 12/24 BUFFALO AT CINCINNATI 1:00p (ET)
SUN 1/1 BUFFALO AT NEW YORK JETS 1:00p (ET)
TwoBillsDrive.com reports:
SUN 9/11 HOUSTON AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 9/18 BUFFALO AT TAMPA BAY 1:00p (ET)
SUN 9/25 ATLANTA AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 10/2 BUFFALO AT NEW ORLEANS 12:00p (CT)
SUN 10/9 MIAMI AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 10/16 NEW YORK JETS AT BUFFALO 4:15p (ET)
SUN 10/23 BUFFALO AT OAKLAND 1:15p (PT)
SUN 10/30 BUFFALO AT NEW ENGLAND 8:30p (ET)
SUN 11/6 BYE
SUN 11/13 KANSAS CITY AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 11/20 BUFFALO AT SAN DIEGO 1:15p (PT)
SUN 11/27 CAROLINA AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SUN 12/4 BUFFALO AT MIAMI 1:00p (ET)
SUN 12/11 NEW ENGLAND AT BUFFALO 1:00p (ET)
SAT 12/17 DENVER AT BUFFALO 8:30p (ET)
SAT 12/24 BUFFALO AT CINCINNATI 1:00p (ET)
SUN 1/1 BUFFALO AT NEW YORK JETS 1:00p (ET)
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Monday, April 11, 2005
Giant Battle Monsters - weddingfarts vs sailor jacket
I don't get this this. But I'm glad that I win on intelligence.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Anxiety
This guywrote about the Bulls which is exciting. The Bulls could be good again, which would make me happy for suffering with them the past 5 years.
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Happy. Scared.
My sources tell me that the scrappy mud bug is now engaged. Mazel fucking tov. I think oysters are in order.
Monday, April 04, 2005
Crap
Yep, I said it, crap. The baseball season starts tomorrow. I'm not quite ready for the anxiety that comes with being a Cubs/Red Sox fan. David Wells looked big and fat tonight. He actually balked. He's a trillion years old, and a trillion pounds, and he still balked. However, I feel a certain level of understanding. I balk at least three times a day.
Every Cub is on the DL now. Apparently Prior feels fine, but he's going on the DL as a "precautionary" measure. That can't be good. I understand this too. Sometimes I do things as precautions.
The NCAA championship game is tomorrow. I already lost my bracket. I don't really care. I'd just like to see a good game. Thats within the realm of possiblity.
Maybe I could get a job writing a column for the Cubs. I'd start every article with..."Crap." For example: "Crap, Wood and Prior are hurt." or "Crap, Ramirez hasn't signed a contract extension." or "Crap, Dusty Baker requires dental work from chippage from a tooth pick." or "Crap, Greg Maddux is a trillion years old."
Every Cub is on the DL now. Apparently Prior feels fine, but he's going on the DL as a "precautionary" measure. That can't be good. I understand this too. Sometimes I do things as precautions.
The NCAA championship game is tomorrow. I already lost my bracket. I don't really care. I'd just like to see a good game. Thats within the realm of possiblity.
Maybe I could get a job writing a column for the Cubs. I'd start every article with..."Crap." For example: "Crap, Wood and Prior are hurt." or "Crap, Ramirez hasn't signed a contract extension." or "Crap, Dusty Baker requires dental work from chippage from a tooth pick." or "Crap, Greg Maddux is a trillion years old."
Sunday, April 03, 2005
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