Here's what I know about jury duty so far:
You always have to pee
The Lawyers don't look like my lawyer
Everyone hates everything
The judge is funny
The lawyer asked my what my favorite sports team was
The lawyer asked me what my favorite movie was
The food sucks.
You get knots in your back
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
What I learned in Columbus, OH
Columbus kicked my ass a little. Here are a few things that I learned:
1. Skybus airlines is new. And ridiculous. They have the nerve to charge $10 for a half wrap. Do I seem like the kind of person that would be satisfied with a half wrap??
2. Everyone in Columbus knows a shitload about transfat. I don't know why. They all talk about it all the time. I'm from LA and I don't know anything about Transfat.
3. When you visit Columbus you will have a small piece of crusty bread go down the wrong pipe and you will make a gigantic scene in the restaurant as you cough and try to clear your airway. Guaranteed. Happens every single time.
4. You will eat a giant burger at a place called Thurmans. The burger will be the best burger you have ever had
5. Col will suggest buying a 6 pack of good beer. That good beer is not as good as Miller Light
6. Col will make wings that are awesome.
7. Col was blown away by the Rochester flat eating method.
8. Watching Rocky III is in no way a passive movie watching experience.
9. Everyone has a cat in Columbus. That shit makes no sense. For some reason one of the cats really liked me. The cat kept jumping up into my lap. I'm not really a cat guy. Col thought it was hilarious.
10. After you tell someone where you live in Columbus you are automatically asked who your landlord is. That shit made zero sense. "Oh I live in the German Village." "Oh really? Who is your landlord?"
11. There is an awesome video store in Columbus. It has a shitload of videos. However, there is a major flaw in their system. They did not carry Teen Wolf.
1. Skybus airlines is new. And ridiculous. They have the nerve to charge $10 for a half wrap. Do I seem like the kind of person that would be satisfied with a half wrap??
2. Everyone in Columbus knows a shitload about transfat. I don't know why. They all talk about it all the time. I'm from LA and I don't know anything about Transfat.
3. When you visit Columbus you will have a small piece of crusty bread go down the wrong pipe and you will make a gigantic scene in the restaurant as you cough and try to clear your airway. Guaranteed. Happens every single time.
4. You will eat a giant burger at a place called Thurmans. The burger will be the best burger you have ever had
5. Col will suggest buying a 6 pack of good beer. That good beer is not as good as Miller Light
6. Col will make wings that are awesome.
7. Col was blown away by the Rochester flat eating method.
8. Watching Rocky III is in no way a passive movie watching experience.
9. Everyone has a cat in Columbus. That shit makes no sense. For some reason one of the cats really liked me. The cat kept jumping up into my lap. I'm not really a cat guy. Col thought it was hilarious.
10. After you tell someone where you live in Columbus you are automatically asked who your landlord is. That shit made zero sense. "Oh I live in the German Village." "Oh really? Who is your landlord?"
11. There is an awesome video store in Columbus. It has a shitload of videos. However, there is a major flaw in their system. They did not carry Teen Wolf.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Where gmail sent me today
It has been a long time since gmail sent me somewhere. However, today gmail sent me to a place that gave me an idea. I want to open a Chain restaurant that looks shitty even by my standards.
Fatness
Tomorrow I travel to COLumbus, Ohio to see Col and Dread Pirate David. You may be asking why I know two people in Columbus, OH? I don't have an answer. Just lucky I guess. I do know a few things about this trip though:
1. I'm going to eat wings.
2. Col is going to make them
3. It's going to be 100 degrees.
4. Dread Pirate and I will look at Youtube clips for 5 straight hours.
5. I will not eat Hot Clucker Spuds
6. I will not eat Taco Ninja
7. I will probably watch 5 out of 6 Rocky movies. Remember 5 is never to be discussed.
8. I might watch Teen Wolf/Teen Wolf 2
9. Do not call Marty McFly Chicken
1. I'm going to eat wings.
2. Col is going to make them
3. It's going to be 100 degrees.
4. Dread Pirate and I will look at Youtube clips for 5 straight hours.
5. I will not eat Hot Clucker Spuds
6. I will not eat Taco Ninja
7. I will probably watch 5 out of 6 Rocky movies. Remember 5 is never to be discussed.
8. I might watch Teen Wolf/Teen Wolf 2
9. Do not call Marty McFly Chicken
Monday, August 06, 2007
What We've Been Waiting For, Besides the Actual Start of the Season
It's here, gentle .govs. The Deadspin Buffalo Bills Season Preview. I wholly endorse it.
And everyone should find the video of Marshawn Lynch doing his thing at Cal on You Tube. It'll make you happy and hopeful. Which is what August in the NFL is all about.
And everyone should find the video of Marshawn Lynch doing his thing at Cal on You Tube. It'll make you happy and hopeful. Which is what August in the NFL is all about.
Friday, August 03, 2007
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