Got Milk farts?

Last night I was enjoying a large glass of ice cold 1% milk and I had a flashback to a conversation that wedding farts and I had several months back. According to him, drinking milk for the sake of refreshment is extremely odd. In fact, according to wedding farts, I am the only one he has ever known to drink milk straight up. No cookies, no brownies, no cereal, no PB&J, not chocolate syrup - just the thick, cool, refreshing liquid secreted out of a cow teat. I do prefer when it has been pasteurized at a dairy plant and dumped into plastic bottles. Pasteurizing milk is a cool process if you have never seen it - lots of steam and puddles of milk all over the place. The workers often sport rubber overalls and rubber boots. If you ever go, do NOT breathe through your nose - worst smell ever.

Interesting side note: numerous taste tests have shown that milk tastes best when stored in a dark container. Black is the best, but not too appealing to the consumer. Yellow is a close second, and is used by Mayfield Dairies. You may need to pay a small premium, but totally worth it. NEVER buy milk in a clear PET bottle - always go for the HDPE.

So, we at wedding farts need to know...

Got Milk?
	I drink it by the gallon - chug-a-lug
	If there is nothing else to drink, it is ok to drink milk
	I only drink milk with dessert, foods w/ peanut butter, or cerial
	Soy milk only please - poor cows
	Chocolate milk is a meal in itself
	Lactose Intolerant
	I hate the taste of milk
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