I went to the fancy grocery store to get my sandwich today. I went there for two reasons:
1. Boar's head deli selections
2. The big bags of baked Lays
I ordered my turkey sandwich as usual. Light Mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, and here's where I made my mistake... I said "everything else". I think that at the fancy grocery store, which coincidentally does not even claim to be an organic bastard haven, everything else means nothing.
My sandwich has lettuce, tomato, turkey, mayo, and mustard. No avocado, pickles, or sprouts. Including those items would have been "everything else".
It's entirely possible that fancy grocery store was schooled in sandwich making by Subway Hell today.
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