Washington DC

here's what I know about DC so far.  They have good sandwiches with Roast Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach (because I'm healthy), and bacon. 

After that everyone goes on Weddingfarts roof to have parties.  The only catch is you have to be wearing a dress or a tie.  Luckily Weddingfarts and I were both wearing jeans, polo shirts, and glasses.