Thursday, November 29, 2007

DMV Pickup Lines

For some reason I started thinking about this while standing in line at the DMV today. I have already found the love of my life, so they are of no use to me, but I'm always looking out for my fellow farts. Happy hunting, lonely .gov's:

1) Lets save us a trip and change your name and address while we're here

2) I can't wait to tell our kids that we met in line at the DMV

3) I got a DUI and ran over a kitten. What are you doing here?

4) I'm an organ donor.

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