Its new. VOCE
It has everything. Unlimited. Text messages. Phone calls. Its awesome. $200 a month. Thats $2400 a year. Thats more than an awesome TV, but less than a car. Another awesome thing they do is include all the crappy accessories for free. Free tooth(blue). Free car charger.
Here's the problem: Its designed for fancy people with $200 dollars a month plus tax to spend on cell phone service. Here's the other problem. It only seems to work in Beverly Hills, Las Vegas, and San Francisco. Thats pretty uppity. Maybe someone in Minneapolis could benefit from splendid Voce.
Its not designed for me. If I walked into a Voce boutique they would be like... "voce". Why can't Cingular (never to be referred to as the new AT&T) put something sweet like that together? They would kill. Everyone would switch. Wait, never mind. Weddingfarts and fiancee both switched. Thats all I need.
In other news the Cowboys have a new coach. He used to coach our beloved and was the brains behind the Flutie/Johnson debacle. Alas, he is redeemed by his dad, Bum. Bum. Good luck son of Bum.
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