weddingfarts

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Lunchfarts

I walked to the place across the street. There is no chance that I'll
spend less than $9. I'm only getting a turkey sandwich, chips, and a
coke zero.

Monday, January 31, 2011

No more comedyfarts

I've been advised by my attorney, a very high powered lawyer in DC, to
stop comedy farting.

I feel relieved because the pressure I was putting on myself to write
jokes on a blog that no one reads was too intense.

Therefore, back to food.

Comedyfarts day 2

I almost quit this experiment so many times today:

February is the public bathroom of months. You hope not to see it for
as long as possible until it is totally unavoidable.

I am so sorry .gov's

Comedyfarts Day 1

Weddingfarts and I have been listening to way too many comedy
podcasts. We also follow all of the comedians on twitter.

In these podcasts they talk a lot about the process of comedy writing.
On the twitter the comedians are mostly very witty.

As you know .govs, I am a terrible writer with horrible grammar.
Therefore it seems pretty logical that I'd try to write some jokes. It
makes sense to weddingfart this because twitter is... Twitter.

This is mostly an experiment for me, and it will most likely be
horrible for you. Apologies in advance .gov's, and I will be shocked
if this lasts for more than 3 days.

Day 1:
I miss living in Los Angeles, it was so easy to blame traffic and not
take advantage of all the things happening around me.
Now that I live in the suburbs I have no scapegoat, so I manufacture
fun by going to multiple grocery stores in one day.

That was a terrible start.