Old bands

I like to sit at my desk and read ESPN and listen to old tapes of bands that I was in. There were a few, and I always enjoyed it. Remember that time at that Lake House Weddingfarts?

The joy

I hope that The Eastview Mall is ready for this. I bought underwear at that same mall at some point.

New Haven

Stupid balls. I live in New Haven. How did this happen? Why don't I have internet at home? How much pizza will I eat before the year is out? On one hand, I miss my friends and the comfortable live I led in Boston. On the other hand, the experience of arriving home to find that my stuff has not yet been stolen is a particular type of pleasure that I hadn't previously experienced.

Chicken Wings in LA

I ate chicken wings today. They were serviceable. Thats good. I didn't cook them. I bought them. They were good and crispy and spicy. They made me have to crap. So I crapped, and now I want more. Not more crap, more chicken wings which will invariably lead to more crap. Weddingfarts, please don't let your parents read this. Thanks.

old balls

blog is being neglected. Thats stupid. Blog is stupid and dumb. Its now old balls. Dumb old balls.

Get it together

Please, get it together Chappelle we need you.

Satan's big idea

I have a terrible feeling that this is a sure sign of an impending doomsday scenario. Its so right, but so so so so so wrong.

Broken legs, strained knees. . .

Great. A Buffalo Bill that had open heart surgery. He definitely'll fit in

shirt off sunday

I'm sitting here with my shirt off cleaning my house in manageable parts. For instance, I put the dirty clothes in the basket. Then I took a 45 min. break.

Edible Fungus

I bet you that Quorn goes wonderfully with Splenda.

Awesome

How can I constantly be both hungry and full at the same time?

I fucking love the Red Sox.
I'm really bothered by Bam Magera.

Doctor, doctor

This is what I've eaten in the past 5 days:
Chinese food
Burrito
BBQ Ribs
McDonalds
leftover Chinese food
Sushi
Roast beef sub.

Does this maybe has something to do with the broken state of my ass?

Wow

Star Wars was really good. I saw it before most people. Not because I should have, because I'm not a freak or anything, but because I know people that know people.

There was no one dressed as Darth Vader or and Eewok or anything. That sucked.

After the movie, which was totally sweet and ties everything together, I went to a restaurant called BJ's. I had deep dish pizza. It wasn't Chicago good, but it was serviceable. Then I had something called a pizookie. Which is ice cream on top of a fresh baked cookie. It was awesome.

Then I came home and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up and unleashed a demon from the depths, and now I'm trying to figure out what to do with my day. Seriously.

Travis Henry and My Ass

I've been a pit of anxiety for a while now, which has led to a general dysfunction of my ass. At first I thought it had to do with my big paper, but my big paper is done. Then I thought it was about exams, but I've realized that I don't really care about exams. I think it has to do with Travis Henry. I hope that the Bills do something with him soon, because my house and car are beginning to stink.

I've been ready all my life

The Sports Guy is on hiatus, which probably means his wife just gave birth, which means that it'll be on hiatus for a while. The point is that it's time for weddingfarts to step up its game. Like Paul Pierce. We can tackle the world of sports, or at least report news about the Buffalo Bills, which we pretty much cover already. So I guess we're good to go. I wish I had a better point, but I don't.

Blog sucks

I tried to write a comment and it didn't work, I think. So now you'll never know.

Apartment hunting sucks too. I wonder if Paulie Sr. has an extra room for me.

uh oh

cheap

Yankee Hate

I hope they finish below .500
That would be the greatest thing since the Red Sox winning the series, the "Frank Reich" game, USC winning the national championship, and all you can eat Brazillian BBQ.

400 visits

and only 3 of them weren't weddingfarts or sailor jacket.

All I need to do is break a leg. . .

Good. The Bills chose players that have names that sounds like lawyers' names. I'm pretty sure that I'll be playing cornerback for the Bills in a couple of years, right after I twist an ankle and break an arm.