fun things to do at work

1. wear clothes that fit before the weekend started, but don't fit now.
2. Print articles from ESPN page 2 and leave them in the office shitter, then talk about the articles with people at lunch.
3. type as loud and fast as possible.
4. Listen to classical music on a radio, but make sure the signal is weak and that there is a ton of static.
5. constantly stand up at your cubicle, drawing attention to the fact that your pants are too tight.
6. set your phone on vibrate, leave it on your cubicle desk, and then call yourself incessantly.

these are fun things to do at work. Only one of these things has not been attempted yet today. You figure out which one.