jobs

if anyone knows of a perspective employer looking for an individual with the following traits please let us at wedding farts know...


Should pretty much hate everyone
Should spend most of the day thinking about food
Should be able to eat a lot
Should be willing to take a lot of time off
Should not want to work more than 25 hours a week
Should prefer wearing cargo pants
Should be willing to relocate to somewhere awesome
Should have a 10 year 100,000 mile powertrain warranty
Should be able to pause Live TV

Thanks for your help,

Team weddingfarts