The sounds of scotch

Scotch is noisier than many people think. But that's not the point. The issue is that there is not a lot of time to eat everything that needs to be eaten. Like sandwiches with two kinds of pork, sushi feast, and wings. All in the same day day as blintzes. We're pretty sure that the secret is not to let the dawn ruin the day (just make a lot of drunken noise. It works.). Also: bloody mary. A wonderful woman.