Do you wedding fart?

My friend "Horse" explained to me this weekend that wedding farts had meaning to him before he was turned onto this blog. I liked the definition, so I thought I would share:

Apparently, the term wedding farts was first used is to explain a phenomenon that occurs when you are very nervous about something. Maybe it happens to you right before a job interview, a chemistry test, when you finish writing a blog entry and are about to click on the "Publish" button, or right before you utter the words "I do" to a girl like this. Your stomach turns, your body shivers, and something that smells very interesting gently works it's way through your small intestine, across your colon, fills your rectum....well, you know what happens from here.

A "Wedding Fart" is not a normal fart. Far from it. Maybe it's a shift in the concentration of methane and hydrogen sulfide. Or maybe the accelerated fart has less time to fade before it emerges. For whatever the reason, this type of gas is undeniably unique and potent, thus earning the "Wedding" prefix that we have come to love....