Man Boobs stated very clearly that the chicken wing is the way to go in the debate over boneless vs. bone-in wings. He mentioned something about the process of making a boneless wing.
I want to set the record straight and let you, faithful weddingfarters, know that I once saw Man Boobs eat 4 McChicken sandwiches in one sitting.
What does that have to do with anything? Well I'm glad you asked. Not much.
The wing vs. boneless debate is really just a question of how dirty you want to get, what day it is, what time it is, and what you have to do for the rest of the day. If it's a monday, and it's lunch time, and you have a meeting in 45 minutes, and you're wearing a blue button down shirt, you would go boneless. If it's a sunday and our beloved are playing and you have 2 root beers and you have the apartment to yourself and your hanging out with friend and you have a bag of reeces pieces and lays potato chips then you clearly go bone in.
I hate to simplify it in this way, but it's a matter of circumstance. The bottom line is that you need wings in one form or another, and you have to be aware of all the surrounding factors. Just remember... You need wings.
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