Clemens Farts

Now, there is a bad tendency for Red Sox fans to think that everything that happens in baseball happens to them personally. I don't want to participate in that. So I won't comment on the recent acquisition of a fat, 45-year-old pitcher by the Yankees. Instead, I'll let man boobs field this one and make his predictions, so that we'll be able to laugh at them in the fall. Thoughts, man boobs?