What happens at night

First you have a Manhattan.  Then you order wings; the right way.  Then you walk around DC frantically looking for beer before the wings come.  You can't find beer because everything in DC is closed. 

Then the wings arrive and they are awesome.  I'm a convert to the weddingfarts method of flat eating.  Absolutely filthy, but it does the job. 

Then you play Halo and win, and weddingfarts gets mad.  Then you play Madden and win and weddingfarts gets mad.  Then you play Halo and win again, and weddingfarts gets mad again.  Then he can't shit right.  Awesome.