Fatness

Tomorrow I travel to COLumbus, Ohio to see Col and Dread Pirate David.  You may be asking why I know two people in Columbus, OH?  I don't have an answer.  Just lucky I guess.  I do know a few things about this trip though:

1.  I'm going to eat wings.
2.  Col is going to make them
3.  It's going to be 100 degrees.
4.  Dread Pirate and I will look at Youtube clips for 5 straight hours.
5.  I will not eat Hot Clucker Spuds
6.  I will not eat Taco Ninja
7.  I will probably watch 5 out of 6 Rocky movies.  Remember 5 is never to be discussed.
8.  I might watch Teen Wolf/Teen Wolf 2
9.  Do not call Marty McFly Chicken