What I learned in Columbus, OH

Columbus kicked my ass a little.  Here are a few things that I learned:

1.  Skybus airlines is new.  And ridiculous.  They have the nerve to charge $10 for a half wrap.  Do I seem like the kind of person that would be satisfied with a half wrap??

2.  Everyone in Columbus knows a shitload about transfat.  I don't know why.  They all talk about it all the time.  I'm from LA and I don't know anything about Transfat.

3.  When you visit Columbus you will have a small piece of crusty bread go down the wrong pipe and you will make a gigantic scene in the restaurant as you cough and try to clear your airway.  Guaranteed.  Happens every single time.

4.  You will eat a giant burger at a place called Thurmans.  The burger will be the best burger you have ever had

5.  Col will suggest buying a 6 pack of good beer.  That good beer is not as good as Miller Light

6.  Col will make wings that are awesome.

7.  Col was blown away by the Rochester flat eating method.

8.  Watching Rocky III is in no way a passive movie watching experience.

9.  Everyone has a cat in Columbus.  That shit makes no sense.  For some reason one of the cats really liked me.  The cat kept jumping up into my lap.  I'm not really a cat guy.  Col thought it was hilarious.

10.  After you tell someone where you live in Columbus you are automatically asked who your landlord is.  That shit made zero sense.  "Oh I live in the German Village."  "Oh really?  Who is your landlord?"

11.  There is an awesome video store in Columbus.  It has a shitload of videos.  However, there is a major flaw in their system.  They  did not carry Teen Wolf.