Baseball Balls

Reverse cleavage aside, lets look who we're aligning ourselves with:

Yankee Fans             Counterpart BoSox Fans
Robin Williams            Seth Myers
Nicole Kidman             Doris Kearns Goodwin
Denzel Washington    NO BLACK FANS
Bruce Willis                  Mark Wahlberg
Chris Rock                     Denis Leary
Abboud                          Muszynski
Bill Clinton                   George W Bush

I have never been more proud to be who I am. The other funny thing is that everyone writing on this blog is from New York. They were born in New York. Raised in New York. Met in New York. Lost their virginity in New York. You think that Upstate New York doesn't count? That it's complete different than New York City? Well, not according to this website.

Isn't it about time we accept who we are and where we come from? I know it's hard when your parents sent you to an elite summer camp in the Berkshires where they brainwashed you to be New York bashers instead of sending you to a real New York camp with a real lake where you could get Yankee games on your radio if it was late at night and the wind was blowing just right. Fine, we also had sexual predators at my camp but I'd rather have that than a helicopter during a mass program...

Stupid helicopters.