New Chicken Wing Eating Method

April 11th, 2007

Over the weekend, a new method to eat a chicken wing flat was unveiled at a neighborhood bar in Decatur, GA. Several patrons were on hand to witness the historic event including chicken wing enthusiast Man Boobs.

"I have never seen anything like this!" declared Man Boobs as he watched the chicken slide off the bone into his friend's mouth. A long-time proponent of chicken wing flats, Man Boobs had created his own 'one-bite' method several years ago. However, with a little bit of practice, this new technique provides a cleaner, more satisfying flat-eating experience.

The first step involves locating the smaller bone in the flat. The bone will be slightly exposed on the skinny end of the wing. Grip the bone and rotate gently. If done correctly, the bone will detach from the chicken tissue and you can then slide the bone completely out of the flat. The hard part is over. Using the remaining bone, put the entire wing in your mouth, bite down, and pull. With the bones fully extracted, chew the meat.

"We have just witnessed a life changing event," said Man Boobs soon after the demonstration, "Flats will never be looked at or eaten the same."