Back Bitches

I'm in Chicago.  I was in Texas.  Here's what I ate:  15 varieties of wedding cake.  BBQ twice.  Tex Mex.  Queso.  All you can eat Brazillian BBQ. 

In the meantime, I won my bracket, I watched Entourage, I saw Shooter - Good, and I ate at a crappy organic place in LA which was so crappy it's unreal.  I ordered the line caught ahi Tuna and the organic bastards gave me a quarter of a half of a half of a filet.  Sometimes organic bastards are very stingy with their line caught tuna.  At the same place I had potato leak soup made by organic bastards and it looked so much like Applesauce that everytime you ate it you expected to taste applesauce.  Organic bastards.