Almost as much fun as watching our beloved play 7-9 football is watching the way that our beloved manages the offseason. We lost Nate Clements and London Fletcher-Baker-Weinstein in free agency to the 49ers and the Redskins. We knew we were going to lose Clements, because we have a very strong policy of not paying good players when there are perfectly fine players with broken legs, broken ribs, and heart conditions out there who are willing to play for us, and because we never learned how to say his last name. But losing Fletcher-Baker-Weinstein is a mistake. The man ran our defense. That was kind of important, especially given our offense.
I'm sure that everything will be fine when the draft rolls around. Hopefully there will be a 5'8'' safety or kicker named Josh with a couple of baby mommas and a torn ACL that we can sign early in the first round. Extra points if he is from Miami and doesn't like to play in snow.
Our beloved just makes me want to shout.
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